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TRANSLATORS' JOKE OF THE MONTH

5/23/2013

 

My cousin Angela grew up in Spain and came to the USA when she was already in her late 30’s. She is pretty and voluptuous. I've been trying to help her lose her accent, and for some reason she’s having a hard time pronouncing the word “teeth”. Recently she had some cosmetic work done on her teeth, and last week she came into the house and in front of all of my English speaking friends said (as she flashed a big smile): “Guys, look at my new TITS.”


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    Alex Montalvo is the Director of the Professional Translation Group based in Ft. Lauderdale, FL. Since 1999, he has provided legal document translation and interpreter services at the U.S. Department of Homeland Security's six locations in South Florida. Prior to entering the translation industry, Alex was an English language teacher and instructor for U.S. Citizenship courses in Miami, FL. He is the co-author of 'The DOs and DON'Ts of the Immigration Process' set to be released this year.  

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